Faux Tuna-nami

So I'm sitting in my friends room, with my friends computer, trying hard not to be to upset at the weather. Why? You may ask. Because living in Hawaii is suppose to be an adventurous time of my life. I went to bed at 2 am. last night, only to be awoken at 5:20 am to be told that there was going to be a tsunami that would be hitting us around 6 am and we would need to evacuate..... So I of course packed a backpack full of supplies and my 3 hour kit (I'm lacking in resources as a college student). As I was preparing I was talking to my roommate and she reminded me that SHE CAN'T swim. Great. Another thing to worry about. Well, everything progressed, the story got thicker and thicker. Anticipation was gaining and anxiousness was overcoming my thoughts. "When will it happen?"

I kept telling my friends and family that I wanted a shirt that reads "I survived a tsunami in Hawaii" with a big gigantic wave crushing on top of a poor stick figure.

Lame ending of my story. The strength of the earthquake in Chile wasn't strong enough to make a memory in my scrapbook. It was so weak that the waves were only 3 ft...... wow. So I've been sitting in a room for 4 hours for this. And the warnings have been called off. .Ugh

Life in a colorfully colored plastic wrap.

Procrastin........ate?

Procastination
So tantilizing
So discreet
It's hidden in many forms:
Myspace, Facebook. Email,
Blog,
Youtube, Movies, Watching a snail move
Cooking, Cleaning, writing dumb poetry
All these things I do instead
Of doing homework and killing my head
Oh wonderful procrastination
You help me to think of spontaneous ways
To not the things I'm responsible for
But I know I've gone overboard
When the feud between Leno and Letterman
Becomes interesting....
The End

Ode to Shiri Stevens

Shiri Shiri Shiri
As Lucy would say "Shear like pantyhose."
You remind me to feel glee
And that the sun is still shining
Shiri

Shiri Shiri Shiri
You are my cup of tea
Hopefully you don't have fleas
Mary Poppins stilll believes in,
"Chim-chimmery, Chim-chimmery, Chim-chim-Shiri!"
Still makin me feel glee
Shiri

Shiri Shiri Shiri
Your my favorite on your team]
"Better swing batter swing"
Why are you standing on 3?
Don't go changin that on me
Shiri

Shiri Shiri Shiri
As creepy as it may be
You're my favorite part in my dreams
Pleas don't bust me at the seams
Or fail at makin me feel glee
Shiri

Ode to my Loufa

Pink.. like something pink.
Fluffy, like a bundle of netting
My Loufa smells good
I like to take it to my showers
Oh Loufa, Thank you for rubbing off all my dead follicles
You make me feel all bubbly on the outside
I can use you with my Apricot Exfoliating Body Wash
(Made by Suave)
Wonderful Loufa, you make me feel like I can dance like Beyounce
As I scrub you all over my bod-ay
You'll get more of me than any man!
(Except for my future husband)
Oh Loufa, someday you may fall apart
But the memories we share will never depart
Like those times in the shower
When you'd wipe the grime off my feet
Or that mud fight
Or that pie fight
Those were grand
So thank you dear Loufa, for being my friend